“Do me one favor: please stay.”
Officer Toby? Cadet Toby? Fuck me Toby?
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
when you go to a friends house and their pet sit next you
“And to the fella over there with the hella good hair
Won’t you come on over baby we could shake, shake ;)”
– Taylor Swift “Shake It Off” (via sicklysatisfied)
i think the best thing about Shake It Off is that any criticism aimed towards that song is going to be fought off with the song itself