there’s nothing that isn’t funny at 2am
so this one time in my high school music class, the room was silent and all of a sudden you hear the Kim Possible ringtone and everyone whipped their heads around trying to figure out who it was
and the most popular guy in school whipped out his fucking phone
with the teacher staring at him
and whispers "what’s the sitch?"
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
23 years ago today I left my mother’s womb to see what the world is about
A+ decision, I’m really enjoying this place